Alexandra Donquixote

💋 Alexandra 💋
26 | Certified Bimbo | Tarot Reader | Follower of Aphrodite and Hecate | 100% BratHi hi~ I’m Alexandra! I'm cute, spoiled, and love people who tell me I’m right✨
I live off Dunkin' coffee, compliments, and clubbing~!!! I love bullying people, material items💵, and being the center of attention (obviously 💅)Most of the time you'll find me flirting with handsome men with muscles, laughing at my own jokes, or watching my shows while eating chipotle ;3Send me a dm, I love making friends, and love doing random tarot readings for people!

want to hire my tarot services?

I am available for hire for tarot services! I can fill in for temporary/emergency tarot readers for clubs, clubs that want to trial run me, pop-ups, and events! I will answer all questions as detailed as you wish. I draw 1-3 tarot cards at a time per question.

!!! IMPORTANT INFO REGARDING PRICE !!!
if you cannot pay these prices, I also can barter or you can ask for a lower price! It might be like shooting hoops from space (see below) but HEY! BALLERS BALL!

Example of Tarot Reading

The following tarot reading was allowed to be used as an exampleAlexandra Donquixote carefully arranges dried mugwort in a jade bowl, lighting it with slow intention. The smoke spirals upward, bathing the cards in a purifying haze.
(Alexandra Donquixote) Now... would you like a reading of your past, present, and future? Or perhaps you would like a specific question answered? I'm all ears~
(Sorona Sundale) Past, Present, and Future!
Alexandra Donquixote lets the cards glide through her hands as she shuffles with ease. "You never know… fate can be a terrible flirt when it wants to be."
Alexandra Donquixote fans out her tarot deck with a gentle smile and a wink. "Fate always shows up for me—let’s find out how it will for you!" ♥
(Alexandra Donquixote) This card will give us a glimpse into the moments that shaped you.
(Alexandra Donquixote) I draw...
(Alexandra Donquixote) I have drawn the Two of Cups in reverse! Allow me a moment to decipher this for you :3
(Alexandra Donquixote) The two of cups as your past usually means there might have been a period where there was miscommunication in relationships or maybe misunderstandings. Some issues of give and take. Common ground was always a shaky battlefield, and this bond might have suffered.
(Alexandra Donquixote) Does this resonate?
(Sorona Sundale) Yes it does :0
(Alexandra Donquixote) excellent :3
(Alexandra Donquixote) This one’s all about the here and now—let’s see what the cards have to say about you.
(Sorona Sundale) I'm just a mess atm in life lol
(Alexandra Donquixote) lol. you're okay to continue?
(Sorona Sundale) yep! you're good!
(Alexandra Donquixote) very well!
(Alexandra Donquixote) This one’s all about the here and now—let’s see what the cards have to say about you.
(Alexandra Donquixote) I draw...
(Alexandra Donquixote) well i believe this ones quite fitting given your reaction lol
(Alexandra Donquixote) its the eight of swords in reverse!
(Alexandra Donquixote) i'll let you know what that means in a moment!
(Alexandra Donquixote) So the eight of swords reversed for your present card means that you're growing aware that you want to escape your limiting beliefs and situations. You're taking a step in the right direction. You're beginning to realize that you're in a prison YOU are the warden of. You hold the key to your chains. You possess the strength and insight to free yourself. The main sight of this card is this shift in perspective, from seeing yourself as a victim of circumstance "my life is a mess right now" to recognizing that you can change your situation :3
(Sorona Sundale) And I am!
(Sorona Sundale) That's awesome :3
(Alexandra Donquixote) exactly. because its your PRESENT card :3
(Alexandra Donquixote) hehe thats the cool part about tarot
(Sorona Sundale) I love itttt
(Alexandra Donquixote) ready for your future?
(Sorona Sundale) Yes!
(Alexandra Donquixote) excellent!
(Alexandra Donquixote) Let’s see what the cards reveal about your future… I suspect it’s as intriguing as you are.
(Alexandra Donquixote) I draw...
(Sorona Sundale) Aww hehe
(Alexandra Donquixote) The five of wands in reverse! a bunch of reverses for you! :3
(Alexandra Donquixote) Allow me a moment to decipher!
(Sorona Sundale) Oooooh
(Alexandra Donquixote) The five of wands reversed for your future means that conflicts are resolving and a period of peace and harmony is on the horizon! All tensions and issues are coming to an end! This is a time to embrace collaboration and understanding. Respect and harmony! Make new friends, and enjoy your peace! What a wonderful, peaceful future. :3
(Sorona Sundale) THIS IS GREAT
(Sorona Sundale) That's what I was hoping to hear
(Alexandra Donquixote) i'm so glad you liked it! did it all resonate?
(Sorona Sundale) It really did! This is so relieving to me!

Jobs (Where to find me)

Moonlit Kiss
Role: Tarot Reader
Location: Crystal | Zalera | Goblet | W7 | P5
Hours of Operation:
Sunday 7:00PM to 2:00AM ESTCascade
Role: Hostess/Tarot Reader
Location: Dynamis | Rafflesia | Lavender Beds | W20 | P6
Hours of Operation:
Wednesday 9:00PM to 1:00AM ESTInfinity
Role: Tarot Reader
Location: Dynamis | Kraken | Empyreum | W12 | P30
Hours of Operation:
Thursday 9:00PM to 1:00AM ESTAvailable for hire! Please send a message to bimboallie on Discord to get in contact!

Reviews of my Club Performances and Tarot Readings

Sorona Sundale - Alexandra is a very talented tarot reader! She was very descriptive with what the cards she pulled could mean for me. It was extremely insightful and I was eager to hear more about what the future could hold for me. Absolutely recommend if you want an experience with tarot! Tiny Mouse - It was amazing, they took the time to explain things in detail, they were patient and kind and very understanding of what i asked for.Iridesa Hazetaker - Wonderful! Sweet and knowledgeable, she put my worries about my future at ease!Anonymous - Lady Alexandra took the time to explain to me what tarot readings were, before giving me one. The reading turned out to be accurate and she was very in tune to my feelings about it as well as observant, and for lack of better term, intuitive on my life from the reading.

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